When Nature Calls

Maddox "Momma, momma! Potty! Side! Potty!"

Me "Did you go potty outside?"

Maddox "Show, show, potty, side." he grabs me by the hand and drags me outside, then runs to a wet spot in the yard and jumps up and down, "Potty! Side! Yeah!"

Me "Yes Maddox, you peed in the yard."

Twenty minutes later....

Maddox is standing at the sliding glass door "Poopy, side! Poopy, poopy" The rest of us at the dinner table are asking if he really pooped, then he moves and we see the evidence. Two turds on our deck, and the skid marks on his cheeks (tooshie cheeks, not face cheeks- thankfully). YUCK!

Learned? I guess this means I need to kick the potty training into high gear!