(Warning, this is a pity party in disguise...)
I am good at running 4 miles a day and showing no progress towards loosing my last 5 pounds.
I am good at eating any sweet that is in close proximity to me -- my house, school, even the convenience store on the way to work.
I am good a collecting laundry in multiple places and multiple stages. There are always 2 baskets full in the room, two clean loads on the couch waiting to be folded, at least one load folded and waiting to be put away, and another two in the washer an dyer.
I am good at maintaining a messy house. My specialties are collecting dog hair in carpet, dirt on the hard wood floor, dishes in the sink and in the dishwasher.
I am good a prolonging trips to the grocery store. A real expert of eating anything for dinner, including cereal, just to keep the trips to a minimum.
I am great at putting my kids off after work when they want to play, I just turn the TV on to give me time to veg.
I am good at teaching kids lessons that they forget, even after having 1 and 3/4 years of the subject.
I am good at keeping all friendships distant, I fill my time with other meaningless stuff besides growing relationships.
What do I do best?
I am REALLY GREAT at pissing my husband off!!!
Learned? I am good at a lot of things... but all of the things are not so good!